Any of you who know me at all will understand when I say...... Two days. nine services, six O Holy Nights, two Ave Maria's (one Shubert, one Gounod), and one Lords Prayer (Malotte). I am now heading out to watch little ones open presents.
.....In other words, I am having a perfect Christmas.
Peace and Love to you all!
Where Pooh goes Hollywood.
For Sale: Film Special fx Machine.
Hey Kids!
Are you thinking of doing The Exorcist part IV in 3D?
How about a remake of The Thing?
Alien 4 the Regurgitation?
The Blob?
It doesn't really matter what kind of movie you are thinking of making.
If it requires extensive amounts of mushy, gooshy, putrid, skanky, gloppy ultra gross fluids of the most revolting kind, We have just the machine for you!
Yessiree!!
Step right up and buy one today..
The Flublow 4000.
That's right! The Flublow 4000 is the latest in special effects wizardry.
The culmination of almost 40 years of research and development, The Flublow 4000 is the ultimate in combined design technology. Using only the best parts of the most successful fx machines in movie and special effects history (The Chunk N Spew, Ass Tsunami and Mega Ass Tsunami and the world renowned SnotRocket), the Flublow 4000 takes wet fx further than anyone could imagine.
With 9, count em 9 special effects ports available for your use, you have a stunning array of choices and nozzles available to you.
Need Slimy sludge? Access ports 3 and 4.
Need Gummy glop? (With or with out crunchies) Ports 1 and 2.
Yellow pus? Ports 5 and 6.....(We lead the industry in texture and color).
Act now, and we will throw in absolutely FREE!!! FREE!!! FREE!!!
Our Academy Award winning "River of Rhunus" module. (As seen in "Sewer Dweller The Movie")
NO! NO! NO!
We didn't forget you high volume boys. Try our newest attachment, the 56 gallons/sec Barforama III! Remember, we own the patent on the high-speed ejector!
Now for most, these features would be everything you could ask of a movie special fx machine and more, but is it enough for the Flublow 4000?
NO WAY!!!!
The Flublow 4000 also does super realistic sound effects!
Whatever your needs--Wheezing hacking and choking? Heaving spewing and retching? It's all there in glorious THX surround sound.
Producers and bean counters will also love knowing that quick turn arounds and multiple takes are a snap. No more having to wait and wait for that schedule busting regeneration time that so often plagues other fluid based fx machines.
The Flublow 4000 is ready to run at the drop of a hanky.
The Flublow 4000 comes to you in a completely self-contained package, operator included!
Order now!
Attention:
Flublow 4000 and its parent company Sickernadog Unltd. make no claim as to the hazards of use, or probable EPA penalties incurred, when using this product. Liability is the full responsibility of the end user