July 28, 2003
Hinka-Dinka-Doo

In which Pooh explains away his long absence from this blog by reminding everyone that he is after all, a bear and that bears are REQUIRED to hibernate...DAMNIT!!!

Yeah Yeah I know. If you were thinking, that for someone that created this blog for the explicit purpose of writing and writing and writing, I have been doing remarkably little of it, You would be right.
However, I have a really good excuse.
I was out on the hunt for plutonium rods and weapons of mass destruction.

Bummer! There are none!!
I have come to this conclusion.
We are a nation of dundering sheep and doomed to extinction. We seem to be willing to accept the concept that the president and all his loyal minions could not possibly have known that the report on plutonium rods was false...They are passing the buck down the chain to someone willing to throw himself on the proverbial grenade and we seem dopey enough and willing to accept this explanation.

To recap:
We are happy to accept premeditated lies that get us into wars where American citizens are killed, but we WILL impeach the guy that didn't want to admit to the world (and his wife and child), he was getting hummers under the desk in the oval office.......Yup!!! We deserve to go extinct.

Posted by Jack at July 28, 2003 11:22 PM
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I am SO with you on this one. Like Clinton was the ONLY one with the hummers and the office and stuff. Jesus! He just got caught.

Welcome back, Jack.

Posted by: mopsa on July 29, 2003 09:37 AM

I figued the reason you hadn't written in a while is you had used up all 30000000 GB of internet space with some of your earlier blogs. I'm glad it was so much more noble, searching for WMD, Does it really surprise anyone that a president that takes 3 months of vacation a year and get so high on cocaine that he chokes on a pretzel didn't know about plutonium rods.

Posted by: bill on July 29, 2003 09:03 PM

I did use up all 30000000 GB of my alloted space. That was why I was out searching in the first place. I was out looking for an extra 650000000000 GB of space for my next 6 months of blogging. After I secured that, I thought, what the hell as long as I'm out, I might as weel selebrate with a fewpops and then go find me a dezert and some o that there plewtoneeum tew pla wyth...sheeesh gotta lay ofn that Eyeracki jungl jewc

Posted by: jack on July 30, 2003 01:13 AM
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