Inside the mind of GWB

I know I know.....Normally if you saw this heading, you would say to yourself....this post can't be more than 2 or 3 words long...

But No!!!

This is my blog and that means long, long, long, posts.....Bwaaahahahahaaaaaa.

I saw this great idea for a post over at mopsa's place..(By the way....this is place is awesome.) And, you will find Everything from pickles to batteries here.

She did a killer riff on James Lipton and Inside the Actors Studio which I loved...I went a little nuts and did one of my own on GWB on her site. I am going to repost it here, cause it didn't suck when I was done.

Imagine you are sitting down to watch Inside the Actors Studio.....George W Bush is the guest. Lipton is near the end of the show and doing his 10 Questions.

Lipton: What is your favorite word?

George W. Bush: mmmmm.....

Lipton:...your favorite word George...

George W. Bush:......uhhhhh

Lipton:...George...a word...any favorite word.....

George W. Bush:summblimbumbubablle

Lipton: .. ok, ...What is your least favorite word?

George W. Bush: The Axis of evil

Lipton: ......one word George.....

George W. Bush: ........The

Lipton: ......uh.. George.....

George W. Bush: Oh... I got it...Evildoers

Lipton: ......one wor.....oh fuckit never mind.......What turns you on?

George W. Bush: teeheeheeheehee...

Lipton: Seriously George, we're all adults here...What turns you on?

George W. Bush: teeheeheeheehee...

Lipton: George...

George W. Bush: teehee..ok, fucking...

Lipton: fucking?

George W. Bush:OK, fucking over US citizens ..teeheee

Lipton: Hmmmm. What turns you off?

George W. Bush: When that damn Colin Powell keeps pulling my head outa my ass.....it hurts....a lot.....especially after the 40th time or so...my ears get sore from gettin caught.

Lipton.Yes I can just imagine... What is the sound or noise that you love?

George W. Bush: Farting into the dumbwaiter at Camp David..If I really cut one, it rings the metal thingy on the thingy for almost a minute...mommy hates it when I do that..but daddy laughs almost as much as me.

Lipton:Yah...ok, What sound or noise do you hate?

George W. Bush: Either my head/ass popping noise thingy..or Chaney's damn pacemaker alarm...ring, ring, ring, ring, all the freaking time....I keep wanting to turn it off as a practical joke on Dick, (heehee )but daddy says "no no then we'd really be in deep doo doo"... (but I'm gonna someday... and nobody's gonna stop me either, cause I'm the President of the ...something ..something Untitled Stakes or something.... I dunno but I'm it... and that means I can do what I want to......the constitooshun sez so . (Rummy says so too and he scares everybody including daddy.....and if I wanna scare Rummy I still have Ashcroft..)

Lipton:What is your favorite curse word?

George W. Bush: Book!

Lipton: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

George W. Bush: President!

Lipton:No...OTHER than your own.

George W. Bush: President!

Lipton:No...something OTHER ......You know, Something you would like to do but have not.

George W. Bush: President!

Lipton:DAMNIT!!! Something OTHER ...SomethingOTHER !! Think!!! Something you would like to do but ........

George W. Bush:Ohhhhh.......I get it....that Condi is a hottie, I'd like to do her! She's black you know, but she is a Christian woman so it's ok, God won't be mad....of course Trent Lott will be pissed...(he wants to nail her too!! don't tell anybody...especially his cunstichu ..constituuenz....constichuuwents...you know, the KKK.)

Lipton:What profession would you not like to try?

George W. Bush: Hey! No trying to pull a fast one over on old W..Thought you would catch me with the old " trick word question huh?? I'm to smart for that....not like to try?....jeez do you think I'm stuupyd? Not like to try, means to not, not do it.... and by not, not doing it what you really mean, is to don't not don't do it.....Hah! I win.....next question...

Lipton:Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

George W. Bush: The Lord God and Holy One already speaks to me every day... I don't gotta die for him to tell me to crush the fucking ragheads and infidels ....I know his will. And I am righteous... for Rath is the....

Lipton:That's all for this week...tune in next week, we have best actress Oscar nominee Brittany Spears...

George W. Bush:..for I am vengence and...holy hubba shit.... I wanna be here when she's on. She's way hotter than Condi....I wanna launch my missile up her....

Lipton:........Good Night

Posted by Jack at March 11, 2003 01:38 AM