The Genius of Jobs

Where Pooh becomes an advertising flack.

10/19/05
Today, in a bold and stunning announcement, Steve Jobs surprised the Apple faithful with a bombshell new product. Successfully shrouded in the ever paranoid shroud of secrecy demanded by the brilliant innovator, absolutely no one saw this on the Apple horizon.

It is called "The Apple iTroll".
Steve and the Apple design team should rightly takes it's bows with this timeless beauty.
It is, quite simply, nothing short of greatest product ever invented. Period.
In fact, this reviewer believes this product may end forever the Mac/Windoze war by finally giving Apple the answer even Windoze users cannot deny.

What does it do? Everything!

Housed in a sturdy, roundish, colorful enclosure that at first glimpse reminds one of a tanner, Tangerine iMac, this baby is portable and it owes it's portability to a brilliant bipedal design.

One could get carried away with the studly iTroll on it's looks alone, but it is under the hood where this beast really roars. It combines a wicked quick, quad core dual hemispheric processor and a blazing fast, completely innovative emerald green, dual input active tracking video system that simply blows away the competition, not only in performance but in it's beautiful design and color reproduction.

In fact, the only negative we could find was in the way the motherboard was attached to the main frame. Owners should be aware that this design might make the iTroll susceptible to damage when dropped.

In conclusion:
What you do with it and how you use it is limited only by your imagination. This baby is ready willing and eager to be taken home by some hot geek chick, turned on, ridden hard and put up wet.

Apple iTroll; what will they think of next?

Posted by Jack at October 19, 2005 12:10 AM