If you ever put a forkfull of Chicken Vindaloo into your mouth, (or ANY super spicy dish for that matter, as it now appears I am doing some kind of blogger PSA) and then something really funny happens, whatever you do DON'T laugh and inhale it quickly up your nose .......not unless you want to personally re-enact that scene near the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc, when the Nazi guy looks into the Arc....you know the scene.......believe me, it is NOT BEAUUUUTEEEEFUUUULL.
Posted by Jack at March 01, 2003 04:38 PMaw, jack, you're still purty even when you're turning red and tears are squirting out of your eyes.
Posted by: jeremy on March 1, 2003 06:48 PMNo, that was blood squirting out of my eyes, and it wasn't that pretty when I exploded.
Posted by: jack on March 1, 2003 07:39 PMOne time I got a grain of rice stuck in my nose. It was in the part of your nostril that you can feel but never, ever reach. I can only imagine the horror if it had been covered in spices.
So, did you have to go run over to Walgreen's to get one of those infant snot-suckers to extract it?
Posted by: irish-girl on March 2, 2003 12:43 AMNah...I just blew my nose so hard I blew vindaloo right up into my inner ears. My ears have been ringing all day. It wouldn't be so bad, but I hate that damned Sitar.
Posted by: jack on March 2, 2003 02:34 AMI'm just pictureing irishgirl cramming her finger up her nose trying to get the one grain of rice. Since she knows the limits of her reach within her nose
Posted by: bill on March 2, 2003 07:17 PMyou have no idea how tempted i am to post a reenactment photo.
Posted by: irish-girl on March 3, 2003 02:18 PMOh please.....do it! do it!
Posted by: jack on March 3, 2003 03:36 PMcan't wait for the pictures.. I dare you, in fact I double dare ya...
Posted by: bill on March 4, 2003 12:11 AM