http://www.moonpost.com/jack/ en-us 2006-02-14T07:23:23-06:00 2007-02-09T16:01:30-06:00 Where Pooh worries because, well, HE is a cartoon sort of, and he doesn't want his little bear ass burned or blown up. I have to admit I am at a loss here. I watch the news feeds depicting burning... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/karma_karma_karmacartoon.html Where Pooh announces a joyus event. There are those of you out there who may have sensed a small change in the force in the last week. The event that transpired to cause this ripple in the force, was a... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/a_bee_c.html Where Pooh becomes an advertising flack. 10/19/05 Today, in a bold and stunning announcement, Steve Jobs surprised the Apple faithful with a bombshell new product. Successfully shrouded in the ever paranoid shroud of secrecy demanded by the brilliant innovator, absolutely... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/the_genius_of_jobs.html Where Pooh returns from a VERY long walkabout. I went walkabout. I was never at any time lost. I am male, ergo I did not need to stop and ask for directions. It took me a little longer to get... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/where_oh_where_has_my_little_blog_gone.html Any of you who know me at all will understand when I say...... Two days. nine services, six O Holy Nights, two Ave Maria's (one Shubert, one Gounod), and one Lords Prayer (Malotte). I am now heading out to watch... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/o_holy_night.html Where Pooh goes Hollywood. For Sale: Film Special fx Machine. Hey Kids! Are you thinking of doing The Exorcist part IV in 3D? How about a remake of The Thing? Alien 4 the Regurgitation? The Blob? 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"What is this?" Pooh said, as he pushed the mountain of papers, books, mail and general crud from the desk in his house. "It looks... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/testing_123.html Black hole sucking life's might, sanctuary only for exhaustion and fright. I have seen you before and I know what comes. Time becomes God, planet heavy until not even the glimmer of hope escapes.... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/cancer_is_a_four_letter_word.html Where Pooh deduces that Meredith Wilson really knew what he was talking about when it comes to states, even though Rodgers and Hammerstein had better lyrics. I had the most killer weekend. It involved the following things. Driving, eating, driving,... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/ooooooooookoboji_where_the_wind_comes_whippin_down_the_plain.html In which Pooh explains away his long absence from this blog by reminding everyone that he is after all, a bear and that bears are REQUIRED to hibernate...DAMNIT!!! Yeah Yeah I know. If you were thinking, that for someone that... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/hinkadinkadoo.html I am writing this using the one arm I have availalable to me this week. I am made cripple by playing the Slug Bug game with my friend Bill's kids; Z-Attack and S-let. (no not that Bill the other one...I... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/slug_bug_the_jedi_master.html In which Pooh gets a new job, goes visiting and celebrates the United States of America's 227th birthday. (Whewww, not too bad for a week.) It is the 4th of July and I am home trying to unfreak Bill's dog,... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/whistle_while_you_work.html In which Pooh tries to catch up with everything and everyone till he realizes he never will, so he might just as well go get some honey. What a difference a week makes.. My sister Carrie, the baby of the... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/the_hills_are_alivedee_dee_dum_dum_hmm_hmm.html In which Pooh packs up the U-Haul and heads back home exhausted, but still takes the time to talk more about the neighborhood. I am home in my own house. Ahhhhhh!!! Dirty dishes and stacks of electronic and computer junk... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/you_can_go_home.html In which Pooh talks about the neighbors. One of the funnier lines delivered by my (then) 3 year old nephew... When his mother, completely exasperated by the slow poke speed he used when finishing his lunch told him "to hurry... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/havent_got_all_day.html In which Pooh offers an ex voto. I have been away, away, away. Considering my promise was to use this blog as a place to purge my feelings and write all about my life, I have been failing miserably in... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/like_lazarus.html Where Pooh talks about love, loss, hope....and family I have been away a while. Not because I had nothing to say, but because there has too much going on and no time to sort it all out much less write... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/lost_and_found.html Just what we need.....John Ass-croft with ALL the information........ http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/run_everyone_and_hide_while_you_can.html In which Pooh goes to the movies and meets Gene Siskel and Luke Skywalker's cousin Neo.(He doesn't use the force, he uses the source..code) The pickle posse was off to see the new Matrix movie last night. I seriously cannot... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/what_is_the_matrix.html In which Pooh marvels at what some people will or won't eat. I have just gotten off the phone with my attorney and so it is official. I Jack, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave all of... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/they_are_only_spicy_cucumbers.html In which Pooh tries to figure out where the liars are in this monte game. I have been seeing this going around on a bunch of blogs and it looks like fun. I am going to describe some events that... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/which_of_these_are_not_like_the_others.html In which Pooh discovers what Alex Haley already knows. There is just no explaining some elements of your family tree. Mopsa, blogged a story called "The Invalid" about a family Easter dinner on 4/25/03. I loved this post. I was... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/wonder_why_im_nuts.html In which Pooh has one too many jars of honey and gets mushy I have not yet had the privilege to meet her, but I am loving mopsa these days For some strange reason, (for which I have no good... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/life_is_like_a_box_of_chocolates.html In which Pooh contracts the creeping crud, and contemplates curling up in a corner and groaning like Eyeore for a few days Run everyone! Save yourselves! I have been mercilessly attacked by an evil alien. My immune system has been... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/fnah_phlemphlube_blump.html In which Pooh learns that there is something other than honey that rocks his taste bud world. I am going to hip all you timmies to the absolutely best tasting sandwich you have ever eaten..EVER. White or wheat bread, it... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/the_best_ever.html All I am going to say is Madonna, stupidity, profanity, file-swapping and net geeks. You gotta hear it to believe it... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/art_imitating_art.html In which Pooh privately e-mails Christopher Robin to say he thinks the war is wrong, when suddenly the door is kicked down and he is taken away in leg irons by men in black vans who say they are neither... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/now_is_the_time_for_all_good_men_to_come_to_the_aid_of_the_party.html In which Pooh goes into a blinding depression after discovering Piglet in bed with Eeyore, only to find his muse has returned and that he is painting like a genius again. This is a continuation of a thread running over... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/im_sad_therefore_im_creative.html In Which Pooh plays hookey and discovers to his shock, that there are actually other things BESIDES honey that merit the description "MMmmmmmmmm". We are such lucky creatures on this planet. To have the ability to experience things the way... http://www.moonpost.com/jack/archives/mmmmmm.html