I Need A Full-Length Mirror
On Monday I went to the bathroom and realized that my outfit (dark jeans, whit oxford, green sweater vest, tan jacket) was less preppy and more college professer. Now, no offense to Jay Arns, Ernie Fontana, or any of my academic uncles, but that wasn't quite the look I was going for. Likewise for Tuesday, when the bathroom mirror revealed that my offwhite turtleneck and black jacket made me look like I was on a fox-hunting trip. Today I got to work and realized that the problem might not be the mirror or even the clothes. I might just be an idiot.
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Kara Northway wouldn't be caught DEAD in a green sweater vest........
........she'd be caught ALIVE and LOVING Shakespeare!
Yeah. Jay Arns. So lame.
for one reason or another everytime i get dressed i either look like and extra from 'The Outsiders' or Sideshow Bob. i can directly relate the 'Sideshow Bob effect' to the fact that i am 6'1 155 lbs and wear only Chuck T's on my size 13 feet.
Thanks Mom and Dad for passing down only the most comical features to me.