News Flash
Because I know that the rest of the country has NO WAY of knowing what happens in New York, and that my website is the ONLY source of news for all of my readers, I'm filling you all in on the latest news. Or semi-latest news.
For some reason, the city smells like syrup. I'm not complaining.
A woman in Chelsea is attacked by a man dressed as a firefighter. As if that weren't bad enough, the New York Post places the story next to a photo of LIndsay Lohan dressed as a slutty firefighter on Halloween.
This guy wants to lose the mayoral race to Bloomberg, but at least get his jabs in.
This guy also wants to lose the mayoral race to Bloomberg.
That concludes today's News Flash.
Possible blurbs for your blog:
"Move over Times!"
"Go to Hell, Post!"
"Do you even exist, Daily News?"
"Bite me, Gawker!"
(On a personal note, the thing I miss most about Xavier is my free NY Times every day.)