Four Celebrities. Three Days. Do the math.

Well, they're sort of celebrities. They've been famous. They've even been on TV. Anyway, let's get started. On my way home on Wednesday, I saw a girl in the subway station who looked familiar. Since I hardly know anyone in this city it meant only one thing: she must be famous. A quick flip through my mental rolodex and I was able to determine she had been on Road Rules. Or was it Real World. It ended up that the girl I saw was Sophia, from Road Rules Season 10.

I know, I know. A Road Rule-r from Season 10? Not exactly thrilling. But it gets better. Sort of. Thursday morning I walk into my building ready for work. I hear an incredibly loud and obnoxious voice and an abnormally large group of people outside of the coffee stand in the lobby. Oh, it's Tom Arnold. The first thing that crossed my mind was how funny it was when Chris Farley played him on SNL. The second thing that crossed my mind was that homeboy was looking kind of good. I know, gross.

Seriously, though. Not so fugly in person.

So, I get on the elevator as Tom is still shouting in the lobby. The elevators in the building are programmed never to shut their doors until they are SURE you are ready to have a mental breakdown. So I'm standing there in the elevator when a woman steps in front of the doors, not trying to get on the elevator, just trying to stand in front of it. "Hi, Paula Abdul," I say. I then somehow lose control of my mind and body and start singing, "Straight up now tell me are you really gonna love me forever..." as the doors shut. I hate myself.

Paula is not as cracked out in person as she appears on TV. She is, however, the size of a small child.

Friday morning. Same lobby. I'm running for the elevator when who do I see stepping off of it? Adam Goldberg. Who is Adam Goldberg?

This guy. You've seen him and loved him in Saving Private Ryan, A Beautiful Mind, and yes, How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days. Anyway, he's skinny and semi-bearded and I was a little offended that he didn't immediately find me hilarious and fall in love with me, but oh well.

What more surprises can this city hold for me?