I got mail.

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Every once in a while, I need some inspiring. When I need my ass verbally kicked, I call my father for a good old-fashioned "what the hell is wrong with you?" kind of chat. When I need to be nurtured, I call my mother for a little bit of baby-talking. And when I need some serious help, I cross my fingers and hope that I'll get a letter from my "favorite uncle**." On one particularly gloomy and grinding New York day, I opened my crappy little mailbox for one such letter. It's hard to get the full effect without seeing his swooping penmanship (and penmanship, not handwriting, is the only way to describe my uncle) but here is a glimpse of what makes him and his epistles so wonderful:

...I thought I had better write this is longhand, for fear that you think that I have completely capitulated to modernity and thereby abandoned all of my principles...
...It sound as if you are settling in fine, although I must confess I worry about you're being in that huge hectic seedbed of rampant wickedness called NYC...
...Let me reiterate my opposition (doubtless fed by deep-set prejudice) to the law school idea. Really, Nora, what this country very much does not need is more lawyers. Poets, yes. Lawyers, no...

These are just a few gems from a letter punctuated with well wishes and sound advice. Lately, like many of my friends, I've been "adrift in a sea of uncertainty" to quote Ryan Williamson. As kids, we're all told that we'll be shining stars, but somewhere along the line we lose that "I can do anything I want to do" mentality and figure out that there isn't room in the world for yet another Indiana Jones, or another Louisa May Alcott, and we're going to have to figure something else out. What exactly will that something be? Who knows.

Worrying is in my nature. As a small child, I once told my mother to "worry about the important stuff, like life and what to eat." Well I'm plenty fat with the foods I've decided upon, so that just leaves the small matter of life to worry about.

**All of my uncles are my favorite uncles. But they don't know that.

7 Comments

Jay said:

That sounds like quite a letter. And I agree with him. More poets.

paddy said:

no way. what we need are more law school drop outs.

SPUD.... said:

although i know that to assume only makes an ass out of you and me i will will do such and say that that letter was from uncle dennis....from the McInerny side.....not the hippie side aka the Nagan side.
my opinion is a combonation of jay, and paddy's ( who shares my namesake so he musy be well cool) i think we need more people talking about being law skool dropouts in iambic pentameter. you know like shakespear and shit

mom said:

I think the problem with most middle-class white kids is that you were mollycoddled for four years in the artificial grown-up environment that is sometimes referred to as "college." Everything taken care of. Food. Shelter. Clothing. Heck, sometimes even Gas and Beer Money. Nobody had to work too hard for anything. It probably started way back in grade school when everyone got a "Participant" ribbon. Can't hurt Little Precious' feelings! There might be something to the school of hard-knocks or at least working your way through school with three-part time jobs while taking care of your thirteen brothers and sisters and getting straight As. That'll school ya. So, stop complaining. ain't no body gonna give you nothing. You want it, you gots to go ask for it. Chutzpah. Try it. And that is the end of our regularly scheduled broadcast.
xxoo,
momma

Jay said:

Damn. Mom just hit you with some knowledge.

Nora said:

Yeah, she'll hit you with a mean backhand if you talk back. Just take my word for it.

tarcy said:

i'll say this...law school is like heaven for those who like coffee. i only say that because it has re-established my dependency on the stuff. and, i say this while studying for a final in a coffee shop where there is a little girl wearing a batman halloween costume top and purple floral crushed velvet pants...oh...she has no bangs, as though she took the scissors to her hair herself. i wish i was making this up!!

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