Now I've Heard It All...

After actually reading the lyrics to 50 Cent's tacky, and dare I say bitchy, "Window Shopper." I know this song has been out for a while, but since most of his songs sound exactly alike and are all moronic, I had a hard time picking up on this one. I was only depriving myself of his lyrical genius, a mistake I won't make again. Employing an insult usually used amongst the Ladies Who Lunch, 50 coos:

You's a window shopper/ Mad at me, I think I know why/ You's a window shopper/ In the jewelery store, looking at shit you can't buy/ You's a window shopper/ In the dealership, trying to get a test drive/ You's a window shopper/ Mad as fuck when you see me ride by

The king of controversy strikes again! You hear that? You're a window-shopper! A window-shopper! And now everyone knows it!

There he is. The real shopper. Close down the mall, ladies. He came to do some business.