Somebody is going to get a talking to.

The MTA just released a new set of rules for riding the subway. I'm all about rules so I say the more the merrier. Still, the subway system is far from perfect. On Monday the R train was so backed up that tensions rose to the point where a tranny and a hoodrat chick got into a fight on the platform. And then there was this:

I realize that this sign may be a little hard to read, but it says, "YOU ARE RIDING IN ONE OF OUR HIGH-TECH CARS. IF NOT, WE'LL TALK TO THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS SIGN HERE."

A high-tech car? Really? I'd HATE to see the old-fangled ones. The seats don't even have individualized butt grooves, which makes for a lot of awkward sliding around.