Blondes Really DO Have More Fun! And more food.
Mary Clare arrived on Wednesday night and the next four days were combination of sleepover talk, shopping trips, laugh attacks, and every kind of food that New York has to offer.
First there was the coffee, bagels, and cannoli for breakfast. Followed by the gigantic turkey burgers near NYU.
Followed mere hours later by Fuzz and I eating so much food at Eastern Nights that Gilmore's eyes turned into lazers.
Fuzz's suitcase (and credit card, for that matter) were hit the hardest.
BONUS:
The requisite try-on-awful-wigs-and-take-photos-and-let-hilarity-ensue.
nora that black wig reminds me of when you died your hair black in an awful attempt to be some cool, rock-a-billy chick.......or maybe the hair stylist made a mistake...who knows!
p.s. call me up you skank ass ho i mean what the fuck are you to cool to call the illustrated man?!
"She walks in Beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies."
--Byron
"You know she's a baby if she looks good when she first wakes up, is sick, or is stuffing her face."
--my brother
Those baby blues, more piercing than the brightest summer sky. The only flaw: her claddagh ring is turned upside down, for her heart cannot be taken!
(We've officially crossed the weird line here. Is this blog about Nora or her cousin?)
Is it just me, or does Nora look like Nicky Hilton in that black wig?
Parick (aka Paddy, aka Spud):
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. I'll be smacking you into the middle of next week if you keep swearing like a drunken sailor. See my post about swearing.
Meggie: She looks like she just stepped out of Project Runway.
One word to describe the wild, wild weekend: adventure. I may have gained ten pounds, gone completely broke and gotten explosive in a private bathroom at the rat bastard store, but it was so worth it.
And for the record, Nora and David have the cutest apartment EVER. Their radiators can boil pans of water and it's so dry I had to buy an economy sized box of Sucrets, but other than that it was an amazing place to shack up. NO roaches--HOLLER.
I'd love to blog about my cousins, but they're busy living on a summercamp in the woods of Wisconsin.