Golden Arches Indeed
This morning I paused to check my reflection in the window of McDonald's. Glancing past my bedhead, I saw a homeless dude inside the restaurant take down his pants and start peeing on the floor.
This morning I paused to check my reflection in the window of McDonald's. Glancing past my bedhead, I saw a homeless dude inside the restaurant take down his pants and start peeing on the floor.
Darling: there is an extra "take" in the second sentence.
This morning I woke up, took my retainers off, put my Senate outfit on, walked to my car, started the engine, drove away and realized my friend NORA once dated Ron Richard...pause...and proceeded to threw up a little in my mouth.
ewwwww ......
This morning when I was on the over-crowded, under-ventilated number 1 train, a man of about 50-something came on and started quoting Shakespeare. Then he said of the Burberry-clad, Chanel-smelling woman next to him: "Dear lady, please do tell me the time." "8:50," she said. The man went on to blatantly rage and rant about how he was "bloody early again" to everyone who was not wearing the proper iPod ear buds to block him out.
Please note man was wearing no shoes, ripped jeans, 3 jackets and a hat with a pom pom. He also had glasses that were taped up in one corner with so much tape I thought it was a golf ball in the corner of his glasses.
I love New York.
First of all, Bright Eyes rocks. Second of all Bonobos rocks. Third of all peeing in McDonalds is what I aspire to do with my life. And last but not least, you rock!
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