Don't Judge Me
But Bruce Springsteen is kinda hot.
Definitely in my list of hottest singers/musicians ever. For the record, that list includes but is not limited to:
Dave Grohl--Drummers are automatically hot. Especially when they start singing awesome songs.
Anthony Kiedis--The only thing hotter than a recovering heroine addict is one with a body like this.
Conor Oberst--So small. So poetic. In the words of Gilmore, probably shakes constantly like a chihuahua.
Frank Sinatra--Harkens you back to a simpler time. A time when men were men and dames were dames and the evening wasn't complete without a highball (or nine), a ride in a private jet, and a high-stakes game of craps followed by dancing cheek-to-cheek.
Harry Connick, Jr.--He's like Frank Sinatra, only not as dead.
Lenny Kravitz--Yes sir, I want to go your way.
Mick Jagger--Breaks my cardinal rule: Any man of mine must have larger thighs than me. Then again, rules were made to be broken. Right, Mick?
Van Morrison--When my eyes are closed. And it's 30 years ago. And I'm high on all sorts of drugs frolicking through a field in Ireland.
Chet Baker--Oh, they're singing songs of love, but not for me. And not for us, Chet. Too bad.
Ryan Adams--Who wouldn't love a man who would tumble into a whiskey and cigarette haze after our break-up, pen heartbreaking songs about our lost love, and ultimately win me back with a killer record?
Why does every woman have this "I Wanna Sleep with a Rockstar" complex? Where are the women clamoring to have a night of passion with a high school Latin teacher? Life's not fair.
You missed my list of hot young teachers? Pity.
we both know i'd be on that list, nora.
this may be unjustified, but i honestly feel like i belong on both lists.
Dave, you be on the musician list you first have to trash a hotel room and light something on fire. To be on the "hot young teacher list" you have to officially teach something other than recess. No offense.
That was awesome.
I played the drums in 6th grade. Hott?
I got y'all beat. I TAUGHT Eddie Van Halen (Greatest guitar player ever) how to wail while simultaneously lighting the guitar I was teaching him with on fire and using it to smash a hotel television.
Billy (Josh and I's former neighbor--THAT Billy) was a card-carrying member of the KISS Army. Once, while on tour in Akron, Gene Simmons came down with a bad case of cholera. Guess who filled in? Not only did Billy perform admirably to rave reviews, but the the morning papers praised his impromptu rendition of "With or Without You."