My Boyfriend, The Fruit
“I know how to make the girls go crazy. It’s pretty simple. One, have a girlfriend. Taken fruit looks sweeter. Two, present yourself well. Like a fruit plate.”
“I know how to make the girls go crazy. It’s pretty simple. One, have a girlfriend. Taken fruit looks sweeter. Two, present yourself well. Like a fruit plate.”
Well, based on that photo of The Boyfriend in a previous post, I'd say he is a hairy fruit, like a Kiwi. A large kiwi.