That's Amore
Scene: Belated-birthday dinner at a neighborhood restaurant. David has eaten 2 loaves of bread before we even receive our salads.
David: _______ is dating a new girl. Has been for a few months.
Me: So, where'd he meet this girl?
David: He said a blind date, which I think means the Internet.
Me: eHarmony.com?
David: Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'd do that, though. THEY MAKE YOUR PERFECT MATCH!
*Quiet eating*
David: Of course, when you're me, you've already met your perfect match. Katie Couric.
*Quiet eating*
David: Who is Katie Couric, anyway? All anyone talks about anymore is Katie Couric. Who IS she?
But how about the clean shave? How about that?
I've always had a hankering for The Husband and I to take that e-Harmony compatibility test to prove that we're really not compatible in the internet dating sense, but in reality we know how to make it work. I think a healthy amount of disagreement is good for a long-term relationship. That, and the whole room-of-one's-own thing.