Local News Is SO Informative
Once FOX 5 ripped the lid off of high heels (NEWS FLASH: THEY HURT!!), I decided to record the best responses to their other amazing report: the return of hookers to Hell's Kitchen:
"Sometimes they come in here and play their music too loud. Other than that, they just run their business like anybody else."
-Hell's Kitchen resident and Fox 5 Interviewee
"I don't have a problem with prostitution. Do what you have to do. I have a problem with prostitutes approaching me. Don't come up to me and harass me. Don't follow me up the street. Please don't talk to me. Don't chase me. Just leave me alone. And like that guy said, just run your business."
-My boyfriend. If you haven't yet heard the story of his brush with the world's oldest profession,
do ask.
I haven't heard the story! Did I miss a post?
I didn't have the guys to include it in a post...it had a chance of making an appearance until his mom starting reading this thing. But aw, what the hell...
Don't worry. I'll read it with my eyes shut.
C'mon, I'll bet his mom will think it a hysterical story!