Viva La Revolucion
I believe in the secret ballot. Nobody, and I mean nobody, knows who I vote for. The one exception was the 1996 election, where I voted for Dole. But what self-respecting child would have voted any other way? Obviously the kid who made and maintains this sign feels the same way.
I play my politics close to the vest, relatively speaking. I mean, I am prone to outbursts over certain subjects (the drug war (pointless) and abortion (loaded question) come to mind) but I’m not the kind of girl who wore a button on my backpack or a sticker on my Honda that announced to the world who exactly I was voting for in November.
But right now, I am breaking my code of silence to openly endorse a very important, very specific political viewpoint. These are serious times, and this is a serious, serious issue.
Turns out I accidentally joined the cause just by losing my razor. I love politics.
The only reason I don't shave my face everyday is because SHAVING A FACE IS DIFFERENT THAN SHAVING AN ARMPIT OR LEG.
If I shaved my face everyday I'd have a red, bleeding face and people would stop on the street to say, "Quickly chaps, look at this red, bleeding-faced man. His appearance is comparable to that of a knife fighting baboon!"
You need to stop being so political and try to see this situation from a guy's side. Shaving WRECKS our faces.
I am behind you 100% on this one. That's why I bring my Mach 3 and my Braun electric. A real "gent" doesn't have scruff--just a smooth, chiseled face.