Best of Gchat: Volume 1
My friends say a lot of funny things. But they're even funnier in writing.
That's why you're the Dennis Rodman of girls: great rebounder. unpredictable. kicks people in the testicles.
"Chivalry" has become "make girls marginally uncomfortable"
No your nickname is The Fart Whisperer because you don't even know when you're leaking butt breath
I'm just worried that HUGE bushes are going to come back into style then she'll be stuck with a merkin.
you know, i have had that conversation about big bushes coming back in "style" and it cracks me up everytime. and i love it even more that OTHER people are having that same conversation!