I sent my mom about $80 worth of flowers and cards and I got yelled at. Money can't buy you shit anymore. Except 2 American Melts for $4! What a deal! Stop by Rally's today!
Also, my mother tried to abort me by falling down the stairs when she was pregnant. Until that point, I was a fetus destined for a life of athletic achievement and sex with many anonymous partners.
Why she always call the cops?
And I figured this would be your Mother's Day card: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/13/i-luvs-my-mommy/
I didn't want to put up all the lyrics, but let's just say I also get my ass and my class from my momma.
I'm still waiting to see which one of you inherits accessorizing from your mother. So far, it appears to be latent.
This is so not funny. If you were close enough I'd smack you into the middle of next week. How's that for 5-second parenting.
I sent my mom about $80 worth of flowers and cards and I got yelled at. Money can't buy you shit anymore. Except 2 American Melts for $4! What a deal! Stop by Rally's today!
2 things I just noticed:
1) That mom's hairdo is FUCKING BLOWING MY MIND AWESOME.
2) There's obviously something horrible just behind the baby because the mom is looking at it. I can only assume it's the ghost of bigfoot.
Hey, be nice.
I used to have that same haircut.
Also, my mother tried to abort me by falling down the stairs when she was pregnant. Until that point, I was a fetus destined for a life of athletic achievement and sex with many anonymous partners.
Instead I came out as a Latin teacher.
You be nice Ladyhair McGroverson.
Also, anonymous partners are only fun until they start writing about you on http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/.
God, just reading that URL makes me want to snap my fingers and act like a stereotype.