(Read this post like an excited mom on the internet) The only thing I know about Chesapeake Bay is that they get crabs from it and I once had potato chips flavored like crabs! How crazy is that!?
Clearly, this whole fiasco on film is a Seinfeld rip-off: a show about nothing. The only thing larger than the blonde's ego is her feet. I would refer the geniuses behind this epic to the classic Steve Martin line from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles; (and I paraphrase) "Your story would be so much more interesting if it had a point!" These two young yahoos are probably victims of our public education system, their minds unused to critical thinking and more centered on the getting in touch with their feelings. If, say, they had had the benefit of a Jesuit education they might have been exposed to Aristotle's Poetics and learned that a narrative needs a beginning, middle, and an end and the characters' journey, whether literal or metaphysical, should lead to a chatharsic experience. So far this odyssey of self-delusion is leading to a migraine. Access to creative tools does not equate to a creative outcome. And, again, no one likes red-headed men. People only watch CSI: Miami because they're sure David Caruso is getting skin cancer standing out in the sun and they want to see him die a painful death. My advice for the male lead in this train wreck is to head to Vegas and try to get a job as Carrot Top's stunt double.
(Read this post like an excited mom on the internet) The only thing I know about Chesapeake Bay is that they get crabs from it and I once had potato chips flavored like crabs! How crazy is that!?
(Josh) You can buy them online, but I think that'd make you a pretty sad fatty. http://www.taquitos.net/chips/Utz_Crab_Chip
Clearly, this whole fiasco on film is a Seinfeld rip-off: a show about nothing. The only thing larger than the blonde's ego is her feet. I would refer the geniuses behind this epic to the classic Steve Martin line from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles; (and I paraphrase) "Your story would be so much more interesting if it had a point!" These two young yahoos are probably victims of our public education system, their minds unused to critical thinking and more centered on the getting in touch with their feelings. If, say, they had had the benefit of a Jesuit education they might have been exposed to Aristotle's Poetics and learned that a narrative needs a beginning, middle, and an end and the characters' journey, whether literal or metaphysical, should lead to a chatharsic experience. So far this odyssey of self-delusion is leading to a migraine. Access to creative tools does not equate to a creative outcome. And, again, no one likes red-headed men. People only watch CSI: Miami because they're sure David Caruso is getting skin cancer standing out in the sun and they want to see him die a painful death. My advice for the male lead in this train wreck is to head to Vegas and try to get a job as Carrot Top's stunt double.