In my universe people sleep in on the weekends (most every day, actually) and do not mow their flippin' lawns at 6:30am on Saturday morning. Someone found a way to violate my universal laws through some ripple in the space-time continuum, no doubt aided by Evil. This person has been added to the "Point of Evil" (I can't make an axis with only one coordinate) and is hereby publicly denounced. I plan on mowing the rest of my lawn at about midnight Sunday night as punishment. That'll learn him.