One of my co-workers today was talking to his wife on the phone and she had to get off the phone during the conversation, saying she'd call him back in one minute. He was paged about a minute later to pick up an incoming call and answered it by saying "Hello, this is John Doe... how can I lick you?" ... dead silence ... uh oh... finally, the person on the other end said "Hi John Doe, this is Jane the company salesperson..." Ha! Luckily she has a bit of a sense of humor or things could've gone very bad.