A cute little hybrid Indian-American themed film, I thought The Guru was quite entertaining but could have used a bit more tightness to the story/editing. Funny, sweet, but only a few big dance numbers (could've used one more, methinks). I'm guessing somebody at the studios thought this would be a good "Bollywood-Lite" and if American audiences found it to their liking then they could explore real Bollywood movies. Or maybe just a vehicle to break-out some Indian actors in Hollywood... ? Best line (to get a girl to stop talking and into bed): "In my country we have sex very fast, like monkeys in the jungle. If you do not, then the gods get angry and they grab you by the tail and throw you into a different jungle." I'll have to remember that one.