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In The Face How does one go about un-training somebody (who shall remain nameless) who keeps elbowing you in the face during the night? The kind of elbowing that isn't just annoying because, well, it is right in your face and waking you up, but the kind of elbowing where said elbow is grinding around in your face. At 3:00 am. On a fairly regular basis. Do you apply baling twine? Bungie cords? Heavy cinder blocks? I'm looking for solutions, people, my sleeping life depends on it. I guess I should be thankful it isn't The Knee again. posted by jeremy at 07:51 AM
You could try a straight jacket or getting her really drunk every night but considering I've been sleeping alone for basically all of my life, I'd say an elbow in your face is a pretty good tradeoff! posted by: Lauri on September 10, 2004 5:19 PMI think just rig up some electrified wires around your head, the nameless person will roll over and get a small electric shock, which will wake them up and you can remain asleep.. it won't be terribly long before you can remove the wires and sleep soundly. posted by: Bill on September 10, 2004 5:22 PM |